jayayayayay:

if easter and 4/20 are both today can it be called a joint holiday

EPIC LIFE HACK *MUST READ!*

quagmath:

Sometimes i pick the grass from my neighbors yerd and put it in my own so i? the grass greener oh the other side? No anymore

slippinbeauty:

i enjoy long romantic walks on the beach

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turntechdickbutt:

turntechdickrider:

tearyoutoshreds:

HOMESTUCK JUST WENT GOD TIER IT WILL NEVER DIE NOW THAT PARADOX SPACE IS HERE

yOU PEOPLE THAT AREN’T IN THE HOMESTUCK FANDOM ARE FUCKED, YOU’LL NEVER GET RID OF US.

THE HAMSTEAK WILL NEVER STOP FROM KEEP HAPPENING

akane-owari:

flyawaymax:

she converses

did u just

akane-owari:

flyawaymax:

she converses

did u just

(Source: pamyuse)

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: monkeyrubster)

bewbin:

Post so nice reblogged it twice

sh1re:

happy easter

nicolascagesempai:

im done

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Since They changed Philosopher’s Stone to Sorcerer’s Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us American’s are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:

superpoisonivy:

ehehehelokid:

spudsexuall:

Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place

Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man

Harry Potter and The Hot Cup

Harry Potter and The Bird Club

Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood

Harry Potter and Death 

it all makes sense now

I’m crying.

  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor