kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

safare:

idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank

see you later. (secretly pissed)
vs
see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)

danistotallyuncool:

“#1 rule of tumblr is always reblo-“

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“Always reblog the mast-“

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“David Karp is go-“

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“Daddy!”

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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sirenboy:

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dude i hope you know that “je suis le pain” translates into “i am the bread”

(Source: toxicbug)

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ruinscape:

french weed joke:

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karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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sucysucyfivedolla:

just fucking eat this whole sack of flour

sucysucyfivedolla:

just fucking eat this whole sack of flour

(Source: sucymemebabaran)

twitch-the-tiny:

All bow to Her Highness the Bird Princess

twitch-the-tiny:

All bow to Her Highness the Bird Princess

(Source: hayashiwylona)

lalondes:

i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like